Risking assault by those from the hall I admit my first name is Brian. Might be lion in China but has slightly different connotations elsewhere.

My wife was under anaesthetic undergoing a serious operation when she suffered from the hallucination that a giant Lego Man monster was approaching. 

“What would Brian do“ she reported as she came to

Out went Lego Man in came Macho man.

I too came back to reality later on of course but a moment to remember for any husband.

“could be still under“ mutters sensible in my right ear